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I’ve noticed that in summer, 90% of practitioners take a break.
I used to read a lot of Osho, so I’ll retell one of his jokes in my own words.
A young, newly ordained pastor was very pleased with two nuns whom he saw praying in the church every single day.
They literally radiated all the main pillars of Christianity and were the ideal of a righteous life.
This went on for five days.
On Saturday, he was driving past some kind of bar when he noticed two flashy young women.
They were stoned and drunk, covered in lipstick, and swearing profusely...
He stopped and approached them because he recognized them as the nuns.
When he asked, “How can this be? What happened to you?”
They replied:
“How can you not understand? Today is our day off! It’s Saturday! Relax...”
I used to read a lot of Osho, so I’ll retell one of his jokes in my own words.
A young, newly ordained pastor was very pleased with two nuns whom he saw praying in the church every single day.
They literally radiated all the main pillars of Christianity and were the ideal of a righteous life.
This went on for five days.
On Saturday, he was driving past some kind of bar when he noticed two flashy young women.
They were stoned and drunk, covered in lipstick, and swearing profusely...
He stopped and approached them because he recognized them as the nuns.
When he asked, “How can this be? What happened to you?”
They replied:
“How can you not understand? Today is our day off! It’s Saturday! Relax...”